Give your explanation for why we see so many sneakers dangling from power lines...?
Darnel on My Name is Earl says it's cuz people really do spontaneously combust all the time.
I'm thinking...They snag as the aliens are beaming them up or some jack*** brought his riding lawn mower to the marathon.
The last time I asked this question I got a bunch of the same answer about gangs and drugs. I'm asking for a joke answer..."your idea"...be creative.
All that is left of failed tight rope walkers.
